My Own Version of the Bucket List

So my friend Bex recently wrote about his Bucket List and since my big Four Zero is only a few days away I thought I would share my modified version.

Instead of listing accomplishments I would like to do before I die my list consists of things I have never done and want to keep it that way.


1. Break a bone, yes I even made it through the skateboarding and skiing years

2. Take any illegal drugs, I'm not trying to be a prude and I'm sure I'm missing out on something amazing but people that know me already assume I'm high as a kite.

3. Go to jail, I've visited but always from the outside

4. File for Bankruptcy, not quite as uncommon lately

5. Foreclose on my house, see #4

6. Get divorced for the 2nd time, done it once don't need to repeat it for the experience.

7. Get bit by anything requiring medical attention, snakes, bears, ROUSes

8. Eat Lutefisk, see #6

9. Own a riding lawnmower or snowblower

10. Have a gym membership, see #9