I Can't Keep Up With All This F*#^ing

So for those not tuned into the Hollywood Scene I bring you the Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah Silverman, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck saga.

First, it helps to know that these four are all good friends and that Jimmy and Sarah have been dating for 6 years. It also helps to know that each night Jimmy bumps Matt Damon from his show.

Watch this first



Ok, once you have that background this next video is even funnier.

So, one of the first guests Jimmy had on his show after the Writer's Strike was his girlfriend Sarah and this was her video



Finally, after the 2007 Academy Awards, Jimmy responded to Sarah with this video

Death of the Checking Account

So random thoughts of the day.

Do you have a checking account?

Do you still write checks?

Have you noticed the "we no longer accept checks" trend in many restaurants and businesses?

How long before there are no more "checking" accounts? Just curious.

Imitating Bird

This is a most bizarre video of the week, but it is only Tuesday, watch or fast forward to at least 1:50 where the interesting bits start.

2007 Financial Spending Calculator

Wonder no more where your hard earned cash went in 2007.

Exxon shatters profit records

Oil giant makes corporate history by booking $11.7 billion in quarterly profit; earns $1,300 a second in 2007.

By David Ellis, CNNMoney.com staff writer

February 1 2008: 10:03 AM EST

NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- Exxon Mobil made history on Friday by reporting the highest quarterly and annual profits ever for a U.S. company, boosted in large part by soaring crude prices.

Exxon, the world's largest publicly traded oil company, said fourth-quarter net income rose 14% to $11.66 billion, or $2.13 per share. That's up from $10.25 billion, or $1.76 per share, in the year-ago period.

That topped Exxon's previous quarterly profit record of $10.7 billion, set in the fourth quarter of 2005, which also was a record for a U.S. corporation.

"Exxon can put out some amazing numbers and this is one of those cases," said Jason Gammel, senior analyst at Macquarie Securities in New York.

Exxon also set an annual profit record by earning $40.61 billion last year - or nearly $1,300 per second in 2007. That exceeded its previous record of $39.5 billion in 2006. In the fourth quarter, revenue rose 29.5% from a year ago to $116.64 billion.