Tuesday, November 4, 2008

The Redskin Rule = Obama Wins

Do you know about the Redskin Rule

Since the Redskins have arrived in Washington, how they perform in their final home game determines the presidential election. It's true.
It's called the Redskins Rule, and it has an accuracy rate of either 94 or 100 percent depending on how it's applied. Every time the Redskins win their final home game before a presidential election, the candidate representing the incumbent party remains in office. Every time they lose, the incumbent party's candidate loses as well. It's a predictor that has worked in 16 of 17 presidential elections since the Redskins arrived in Washington. (Some argue the rule is 17-for-17; more on that in a second.)


That's good news for Barack Obama and the Democrats. The Redskins lost to the Steelers, 23-6, which means the incumbent Republicans are looking at a bad day. Why even hold the election? Just crown Obama the President at FedEx Field.

2 Comments:

At November 4, 2008 8:00 AM , Blogger Glenn said...

I'm eager for Barack to be crowned our saviour and deliver us from white guilt. I will be able to retort against any african-american injustice with, "Yes, but we elected Barack Obama!" and they'll have nothing left to argue.

 
At November 5, 2008 5:19 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

@glenn: woot!

 

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