I'm definitely buying more aerosol hairspray today.

Ok, I think I've finally reached the end of my patience. The first time I ever experienced a Christmas without snow I was living in California. That same Christmas I grilled brats and drank beer sitting outside on my patio while listening to the local Lutheran TV broadcast. It was a good night but I kept wondering if Santa wore bermuda shorts or cargo pants while delivering packages in warmer climes?

The second time was 2006 in MINNESOTA! Do you see something wrong with that? The only reason to stay here for Christmas IS the snow. Arghhh!

Fast forward to April 11, 2007, yes you read that right, April 11. Not Feb 11, not Mar 11, Apr 11 (Only two days before TJ's birthday and Astronomy Week is just around the corner) and what do you think happens???

You couldn't possibly have guessed Snow Storm did you?

Well wrap me up with salsa and call me a burrito, you're right. A mickey frickin snow storm. With all the Global Warming talk I already had my suntan lotion and my lawn chairs out.

Me: "Honey, do you think I should get the pool filled up for the kids?"
Wife: "Are you smokin crack, look outside"
Me: "Ohh wow look at that it's snowing. Sorry I just heard Al Gore again yesterday and thought we should be prepared for the 400 degree summer"

So hopefully you see where I'm headed.... Please, if you are reading this, go to your local salon or department store today, buy some hairspray, (make sure it's aerosol and not that pump crap), and just let it loose all over. Spray the plants, the cat, whatever you can think and if you need some suggestions Charlotte has some here.

BRING ON GLOBAL WARMING!!!!

It can't happen fast enough. In fact, join me in my salute to People FOR Global Warming.

My hat goes off to socker mom's and mid life crisis H3 drivers everywhere.

I think I will go out now and warm up my car for lunch.